Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
