Your dad touched me again.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize