I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I need moral support for this bender
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Damn victory sex feels great
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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