love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.