the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
im holly from the hills drunk
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated