We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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