i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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