I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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