I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my sisters under your porch take her home
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I will be naked everywhere
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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