doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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