some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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