i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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