So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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