margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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