Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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