what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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