I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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