This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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