You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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