you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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