Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
