Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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