Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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