I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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