Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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