It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.