If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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