she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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