You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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