Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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