so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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