Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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