come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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