11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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