Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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