So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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