Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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