Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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