So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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