Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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