He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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