It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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