the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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