you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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