sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So squirting runs in the family.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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