I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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