i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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