Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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