Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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