I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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