guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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