Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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