Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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