he wants to bone in the snuggie
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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