Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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