Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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