FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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